Politicians love to change the channel when things aren’t going their way. That said, it’s easier said than done. You can’t just snap your fingers and convince the entire world to stop talking about one thing and then start talking about something else. Or at least that used to be the case before Donald Trump.
I hate to say this but nobody changes the channel quite like Trump. It’s like he’s got the magic remote control. You will not find that guy sitting around pray ing for a natural disaster to save him. Because when he tweets, people go berserk. They read the tweet, go into a full body spasm and their eyes start rolling in the backs of their heads. They do everything but wet themselves. Every one of his tweets, they are talked about, analyzed, mocked and ridiculed.
But do you know what people aren’t talking about? What he’s doing for the other twenty three hours a day when he’s not playing with his phone. They announced drilling in national parks. Did anyone notice? Hard to tell because that’s also when he tweeted that Meryl Streep was over rated as an actress. Please Mr. President, have you seen Sophie’s Choice?
He’s stopped funding the removal of toxic waste from the Great Lakes. Was the left outraged? Hard to tell, mostly they were appalled because he tweeted about Snoop Dogg. He’s stopped all money allocated to fight the Asian carp. Google Asian carp people. It’s like every single alien invasion movie ever made. But is anyone talking about the carp? No sir, because OMG he tweeted about Schwarzenegger again.
Every time you hear someone say, “did you see what Trump tweeted?” — it’s all going according to his plan. It is often been said that politicians will sell their soul if they could just get away with murder. Turns out no sale required, all you need is a twitter account.
Posted: 22/03/2017 9:45:08 AM | with 0 comments